@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader
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@Mr_Kapowski: [kissing] Wife: *breathy whisper* Do you want to take my shirt off? Me: *breathy whisper* I'm not wearing your shirt
@PinkCamoTO: I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don't watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.