@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader
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@claire_mudie: If by "flexible" you mean "can I get my foot behind my head?" then yes, I am. If you mean "can I get my foot back down?" then no, I am not.
@DepecheALAmode: Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!
@Donna_McCoy: My new table from Ikea is actually just the unopened box with a tablecloth thrown over it.
@TEXASVETERAN: Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out.