@kumailn: If I had a time machine I'd go back 10 years and tell myself "Write down the names of all the people you loan stuff to."
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@XnotafunnyladyX: Apparently I have a few "tells" when I'm angry. But I light things on fire when I'm happy too so don't pretend you know me.
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal