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@UncleDuke1969: If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself.

I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted.

If I had a time machine, I’d go back & mess with myself.

I’d delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted.

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