@1followernodad: If I had gone to Rydell High, I would have walked right up to Rizzo and asked, "Rizzo? Is that short for Chorizzo?"
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@ericsshadow: [Starbucks intercom] "Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."
@SuperJuanderer: if you took every species of rattlesnake in the US and laid them end to end, I would yell at a safe distance, "STOP DOING THAT!"
@TheMichaelRock: Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience.