@WilliamAder: If I had known "cuties" were little oranges when my wife asked me to "bring a few home," I could have avoided these awkward introductions.
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@anerdonfire2: Imagine my dismay when I found out she wasn't joking about owning a lie detector machine
@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.
@thomas_violence: (after spending 15 minutes ripping a video off instagram and reposting it to twitter) who did this 😂😂😂😂😂