@WilliamAder: If I had known "cuties" were little oranges when my wife asked me to "bring a few home," I could have avoided these awkward introductions.
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@TheDreamGhoul: some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor
@BringDaNoyz: ME: I shot a man in Reno-- YOU: Just to watch him die? haha ME: I'm a desert photographer, Russell, you know this.