@AGStr8upNinja: If I had the power to control people's minds like Professor Xavier I'd probably just make them get me snacks.
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@Marlebean: I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.
@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.
@bridger_w: Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things
@rynbtmn: None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern.