@AGStr8upNinja: If I had the power to control people's minds like Professor Xavier I'd probably just make them get me snacks.
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@BlindChow: One plain pizza plz "Ok, one cheese pizza" No cheese "Um ok, sauce only" No sauce "But that's just crust" *excited quacking from trenchcoat*
@Book_Krazy: [At Mall] Good cop: CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE! Bad cop: OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS Black Friday cop: *Segways past everyone & gets the last HDTV*
@shahrouzt: The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.