@aveuaskew: If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin.
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@underrateDad: My super power is picking up all the laundry in one arm then bending over for 5 minutes picking up that one sock that keeps falling out.
@OBiiieeee: one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries
@maliagif: boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s
@DelanieFischer: People who don't have a name for their newborn, What the shit did you do for 9 months?