@BBQJones28: Family cookouts are spent telling me to "stop...don't say that"

@mstern68: If a tarantula lived in a flower pot it would be a hairy potter

@Bagyants: I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like "Let's name it Rad!" and one guy was all "Let's dial that back a bit."

@minnie_in_pink7: I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together.

@Bonkaz: Flies & moths are so dumb. You can fly anywhere in the world for free with no passport and you decide to fly into my room. You will die.