@jocylan: If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder
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@JoshuaHvr: If you factor in "supply and demand"... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D.
@better_off_dad: 14: I don't have a signal. Me: You kids! When I was your age, we had to stand by the phone, turn this dial- 14: It's back. Me: Good talk.
@Elizasoul80: [alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee.
@bigmacher: "Are u going to the circus?" is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife's question: "how does my make-up look?"