@jocylan: If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: Wearing shirts of bands you don't listen to is like refusing to eat the cupcake, but cool walking around with frosting all over your face.
@Zombie_Kit: Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him.
@FatherWithTwins: 7yo: What are these? Me: Cucumbers. Last week, you said you wanted to eat more healthy. 7yo: No, I meant that DAY, not all the time