@jocylan: If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder
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@Sickayduh: [Ring] "Expert Namer Guy" You the dude that named anteater? "Yep" I got a bug. Not moving. Has wings though. "Mayfly" *muffled* oh he's good
@jaggedape: Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time.
@rodney_at_large: If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with "and lastly".
@pevbim: I've never held a baby before "It'll be fine" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*