@SortaBad: If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room
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@TravLeBlanc: A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself.
@tarashoe: when i'm stressed i close my eyes and imagine i'm on a beach, neurotically pacing back & forth within a very small section of that beach
@AnOrangeSNES: *Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War
@Dutch_50: I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.