@ClichedOut: They say someone in the US is bitten by a shark 19 times a year.
Poor guy.
@RidiculousSheri: "Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Pizza"
"My new boyfriend who?
"No. Pizza"
"My future husband who?"
"No."
"Playing hard to get who?"
@ThaPrinceTaylor: iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice
@bobvulfov: [after an accident on the ski slope]
ME: did i nail the triple backflip
PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift
@Slave_4_U: Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning.
COMMENTS