@zacharyflynn: If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great.
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@nachosarah: when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak
@AGreaterMonster: If Twitter adds an edit button you'll retweet "I like kittens" and ten minutes later it'll say "I drink period blood."