@Halbeerz: If I like my job am I a "gruntled" employee??
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@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.
@onion_an: Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn't lose him Therapist: Not a bad thing Me [yawns and a bee flies from my mouth]: Come back Alan
@BreachingBad: She : You have a girlfriend. Me : No. I had. She : Where did she go? Me : She Ransomware.