@Halbeerz: If I like my job am I a "gruntled" employee??
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@Thedudish: Is it true animals can sense danger? The cat's been wearing a helmet all week, and it makes me nervous.
@DanMentos: "So you met the victim on tinder" Yes "Do you often meet women on tinder"? Yeah I've been murdering it on there *lawyer puts head in hands*
@RandomManik: My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.