@Halbeerz: If I like my job am I a "gruntled" employee??
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@Underchilde: Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it.
@AimeeHelene1: *thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war.
@timdonakowski: When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same.
@wandering_leaf9: *Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!