@lenigs17: If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile
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@patnspankme: If stranded in a lifeboat in the middle of the sea, rub 2 FB accounts together to generate enough thoughts & prayers to lift you to safety.
@LackOfShame: Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder.
@TheBoydP: If you don't think government is inefficient and wasteful, explain how the Census Bureau has been around so long yet we still use Fahrenheit
@SomthinBoutSara: You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!