@patnspankme: If I lived in England I would approach my boss on payday and say "pound me."
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@panmidwest: [Calling concert venues across the country] Hi yes, I'm just calling to let you know that on your website you spelled "weekend" incorrectly
@Storminika: Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words "Me too"?
@TheTweetOfGod: Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now.