@SortaBad: If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again
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@AbbyHasIssues: Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct.
@EJGomez: son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u
@Los01001111: *goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under
@JJSummertime: Humans: That made me puke. I'll never do that again! Dogs: That made me puke. I'm gonna get into it everyday this week!!