@SocialustGal13: If I meet Captain Crunch I'm going to punch him in the roof of the mouth.
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@lasergirl70: I'm pretty sure I made one of those "If we're both still single" pacts with someone. I just wish I'd written down his name.
@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
@iGreenMonk: 1)Print out a "WANTED" poster with your face on it. 2)Dress as a cop. 3)Go around asking people if they've seen this person.