@J_Dazzle76: If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@buhsbaby_baby: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you saw me eating that cupcake with no hands and you want my autograph?
@Brampersandon_: [zoo] WIFE: Lets go see the giraffes ME: No W: why M (remembering when a giraffe sat right in front of me at the movies): Fuck giraffes