@J_Dazzle76: If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do.
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@markleggett: I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point.
@SatansTongue: (bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond
@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things.
@natedog2049: Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon.