@JimmerThatisAll: If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist
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@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
@petemandik: I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.
@TheAlexNevil: *first date (Me, texting) This is awful. She's boring, has no sense of humor & rude Her: You know you speak out loud when you text, right?