@KattsDogma: If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'
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@bourgeoisalien: when I hit 45 I'm going to start sleeping in a coffin. let's be honest, my lifestyle choices have been questionable
@thenatewolf: Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement? Me: I don't have a basement *sound of foghorn from basement*
@UnFitz: Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard.
@cjcapbt: I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .