@KattsDogma: If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'
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@Dadpression: Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
@AIanHangover: *Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*
@Reel2Dialog2: [Inventing octopus] God: 8 arms Angel: okayyyy G: with suckie things A: and- G: Mouth like a parrot, shoots ink A: wtf G: ...I ate mushrooms