@Reverend_Scott: If I really wanted to end my life I'd probably do it by wearing a Star Trek uniform to the Star Wars Force Awakens premier.
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@TEXASVETERAN: A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald's.
@GensPlace: I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself..
@shariv67: The bright side of global warming is that 100% of our great grandchildren will own beachfront property.