@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.
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@AntozWolf: True friendship is when you walk into someone's house, and your WiFi connects automatically..
@jakob_huber: It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors.
@egg_dog: supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word ‘instant’ and replaec it with ‘sudden’