@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.
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@TheAlexP: Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."
@Breadery: Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden.
@MrsFancyPants77: I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it's not their fault that I'm scared of them. I do however, scream while doing so.
@ipalatsky: Old superstition: When wife laughs at your jokes: It means you have guests in the house.