@JoshontheGo: If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you.
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@WheelTod: I'd been using my new hand-mirror for over 6 months before I realized it was actually a framed stock photo of a much less handsome man.
@tigersgoroooar: If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I’d be like you’re cleaning this up I’m not cleaning this up
@trevso_electric: Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.
@NikiWithIssues: If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me.