@JoshontheGo: If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you.
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@KristinGnr: To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic
@NicCageMatch: Ugh why is my bag so heavy? *goes through bag* ok keys, wallet, book, sandwich, water, anvil, other sandwich, human baby, no I need all this
@jenstatsky: A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings.