@JoshontheGo: If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you.
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@NightValeRadio: I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static.
@juanadog: Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding.