@thexythara: If I say "I don't know, let me look", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold.
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@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.
@Jandalize: Stop calling it "sweater weather" and call it what it really is, "I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."
@_NinJar: I accidentally gave my newborn Muscle Milk instead of formula and now he's blasting Pantera and doing one arm pull-ups off his crib