@JoshontheGo: If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents.
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@AndyAsAdjective: *sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* "Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"
@_Kim_Jongun: I'm not a god. I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way. There's a difference.
@Robert_Beau: I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it.