@JoshontheGo: If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents.
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@Birdhumms: Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police! Her: Calm down, where are they now? Me: Still ringing the doorbell
@dril: ive decided that nudity is acceptable if irt's done for artistic reasons, like, promoting a mattress store,
@ElleOhHell: Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that.