@GhostPanther: If I say "last Star Wars" and u say "Actually you mean 3rd Star Wars! It's a prequel!" I'm going to hit u with a fish tank.
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@WheelTod: [business meeting at restaurant] "There's more than one way to skin a cat" [Family of cats at next table] *mom cat puts paw on cat dad's arm
@Broo_Swain: idaho is my favorite state that sounds like a woman who's comfortable with her own sexual indiscretions
@loudmouth_usa: My therapist wants me to start coming in twice a week probably because I'm super interesting
@jonnysun: *christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken