@The_Sculptress: If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact.
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@MrRamBillings: One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie.
@MarfSalvador: [bakery] me: I want to hide in a cake for my wife's birthday clerk: ok what about this one me: yeah nice nice and she definitely won't find me?
@TheMichaelRock: Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met
@nbadag: PASTOR: and the lord said unto us—can u stop please? it's very distracting ME: [bouncing up & down on yoga ball] i don't think he said that