@The_Sculptress: If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact.
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@meganamram: When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies
@ItsDumbTweets: 😂 wtf
@causticbob: breaking news! ufo caught on tape!!!!!
@TattleTSister: You're an open book? "Throws you into a bonfire."
@VodkaShorebird: "You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss." - Discovery Channel executive
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