@bossybutfair: If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity.
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@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.
@Green_EyedMama: You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math
@Home_Halfway: BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired
@NotthatAdamWest: When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy.