@bossybutfair: If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity.
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@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.
@XplodingUnicorn: The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday
@Andrea__B__: The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman