@bossybutfair: If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity.
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@SarahFemme: If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything.
@JediGigi: Him: I'm leaving you. Me: [can't hear him because I'm trying to breakdance in my bubble wrap suit]