@Lisa_Laughs_: If I stalked you any harder, you'd be a missing person.
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@Reverend_Scott: [Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called "haunted mansion"
@PaperWash: "can I have 2 sausage & cheese biscuits" That'll be $2.60 "with egg" $7.78 NVM no egg $17.83 "What?" [at gun point] give us ur wallet
@thedailymarker: When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch.