@Tmoney68: If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
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@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
@Gooooats: Oh, you want to know if I'm a good kisser? *puts cherry stem in mouth* *spits out entire wicker bed and makes out with you on it*
@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
@SkunkFarts: The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries.