@glenc217: Shockingly, the gyroscope is NOT a device used to locate Greek restaurants.

@Sassafrantz: Gynecologist: ok, I just need you to open up... Me, interrupting: As a middle child, I never felt good enough. Gynecologist: Um, your legs

@elle91: I saw a man running and started to panic that there was a fire or a bear and then I remembered that some people just do that.

@Marl_TheBean: I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me

@TheMichaelRock: Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents.