@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating.
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@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
@DurtMcHurtt: The guy I cheat off moved seats before today's spelling test, like he's teaching me some kind of lessen.
@stuckinaportal: look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did