@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating.
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@brianbowman73: We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first.
@iNusku: I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.
@fro_vo: a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line
@pixelatedboat: This Easter, please take a moment to remember Jesus and his inspiring message for mankind: