@underchilde: If I tell you I'm "breaking out the fine china," I just mean the expensive paper plates.
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@TheDizzyBeauty: Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids.
@FattMernandez: I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring.
@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment