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@ShrinkMedia: If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen.
@moodymeg01: my dog and my sex life have a lot in common.. I don't have a dog.
@Home_Halfway: Can I still watch 300 if I haven't seen the first 299
@lovemyboots111: Sarcasm :
Because life doesn't come with a free "stay out of jail card"
@Rollmaninoz: *school reunion*
Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know
Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm
@TheMichaelRock: Doctor: Are you on any antidepressants?
Me: You mean like nachos? Yes.