@ShrinkMedia: If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen.
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@AbbyHasIssues: A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive.
@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"
@thepunningman: CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put "may not hover" on the box and get out of my sight
@i_theindian: Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot