@owlcity: If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap.
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@LizHackett: [gently takes the Spider-Man franchise outside using a cup and piece of paper] There you go, little buddy. You're free now.
@undeadmolly: Not usually a big fan of God, but I have admit telling Cruz to run for president then making him lose to a reality TV clown was an A+ prank.
@TheWoodenslurpy: Oh, I see. "Adam and Steve" is gay, but “Adam dates his own rib” is perfectly acceptable.
@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents