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@Marlebean: "If I wanted to see a clown, I would have gone to the circus."

What I actually said:
"Yes, Claire, you're makeup looks lovely today!"

“If I wanted to see a clown, I would have gone to the circus.”

What I actually said:
“Yes, Claire, you’re makeup looks lovely today!”

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