@SafyHallanFarah: if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die
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@CovertAgentP: Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix.
@novicefather: *writes employment history on arm *writes professional references on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds "resume" to resume