@SafyHallanFarah: if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die
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@RandomAntics: as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
@OctopusCaveman: I'm thinking about getting a dog so I'm not the only one in this household who goes apeshit when the pizza guy rings the doorbell.
@flashember: *wakes up in a forest grove surrounded by deer* ME:[nervous] are u the good deer or the evil deer? (i see one deer holding up a classic copy of Bambi on VHS) ME:[sigh of relief] *deer breaks VHS in half* ME:*gasps* oh no
@david8hughes: [sees kid crying at the mall] R u lost? [kid nods, wiping tears] Well [blows cigarette smoke in kids face] looks like u live at the mall now