@SafyHallanFarah: if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die
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@carlyken: "...until death do us part." *looks at minister* "What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"
@pecan_pie_1: When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty
@chelliet22: Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse.