@CelebrityChez: If I was a drunk superhero, I'm pretty sure I'd be "I Love You Man"
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@chrisviccaro: You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all.
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@upsidedowntrash: [God creating lizards] God: How about a snake with arms and legs? Snake: [trys to throw its arms up in disgust, but just remains very still]
@RafaelaStoakes: Iron Man Iron Man Does whatever an iron can Makes stuff hot Makes stuff flat Burns your hand Burns the cat Burns the house down . . Shit!