@CelebrityChez: If I was a drunk superhero, I'm pretty sure I'd be "I Love You Man"
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@HeyZeus666: I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
@iGreenMonk: If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.