@ericarhodes: If I was a fashion designer Id call myself "who" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say "Who?" "Yes who?" "Yes."
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@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about grasshoppers] And here we see these little liars hopping on sand.
@pseudofauxme: My tombstone will just say "Deactivated." I want people to be afraid that I could come back.
@Smethanie: Baby, you're a firework: You hold my interest for about 15 minutes and scare the shit out of my dog.
@robfee: Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???