@LuvPug: If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
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@Black__Elvis: I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke.
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation...
@BromanConsul: My brother goes to "Peninsula High." When the class of 2015 got senior shirts made, no one decided to regulate them.