@MommaUnfiltered: I may not know much about a lot of things, but this fact I'm sure of:
A smoke detector battery will never go dead during the day.
@DurtMcHurtt: I'm walking on sunshine, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and I'm startin' to feel
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS TERRIBLE
@SCbchbum: Officer pulled me over & asked if I knew what the speed limit was, like I'm getting paid to tell him his job.
@GrowlyGrego: Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan.
@ticknada: Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don't fool me. Oh that's your bf. You still don't fool me.
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