@CheetoBandito77: If I was a superhero, I would be "not right now" man.
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@theshantilly: Non-tweeting friend: "So it's like FB?" Me: "Except everyone's mean & sarcastic & brutally honest." "Sounds awf..." "Awesome. I know."
@nefariousPeterD: Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile