@bourgeoisalien: If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese.
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@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
@KentWGraham: After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn’t stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we’d all be a lot skinnier.