@bourgeoisalien: If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese.
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@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.
@DanMentos: "Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef
@Home_Halfway: 1) Put on chicken costume 2) Go to store to pick up eggs 3) Run up to store manager and emotionally scream "WHO DID THIS TO MY CHILDREN????"