@Contwixt: If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff.
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@leshnevsky: If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me.
@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
@liv_thatsme: I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now.
@GrantTanaka: if anyone starts quoting the bible to you, a funny thing to yell is "NO SPOILERS I HAVEN'T READ IT YET"