@explodingboy_: If I was an origami penguin, where would I hide?
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@Book_Krazy: Pro-tip Ladies, try to refrain from plucking that one crazy hair from his nose while he's sleeping. He won't think it's as funny as you do.
@kwirkyKerri: Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted.