@jake_lach: If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
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@youcancallmesim: Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
@TheGladStork: When rapping in my car, I hold my phone to my ear so passersby think I'm on an intense business call.
@MattMcElaney: "...any reason why these 2 should not be married, speak now or..." They're engagement photo only got 21 likes on Facebook! *crowd GASPS*
@TheCiscoKidder: I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees.