@jake_lach: If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
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@mattgallo123: The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.
@WheelTod: How to tell you’ve had a successful business meeting: 1) You ate free food 2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent 3) You left with no assigned action items
@KeetPotato: [guy driving the same kia waves as he passes us] son: why did that man wave at you me: because we've both made the same mistakes in life son