@jake_lach: If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
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@UncleBob56: Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00! *Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume.
@TheBoydP: Top Seven Things Men Don’t See Coming: 7. Plot twists 6. Police cruiser 5. Love 4. Trash day 3. Health issues 2. Her reaction 1. That
@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.