@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
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@ceejoyner: OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun.
@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
@panmidwest: FRIEND: hey while I'm on vacation can you come over and feed the cat? ME: FRIEND: ME: to what?