@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
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@ShortSleeveSuit: Me [proudly]: This is my son. He's 10, a fine artist & great at math Nurse: That's a garbage can & your morphine drip is still attached
@Be___Dope: :office birthday party: CW: Would you like to sign the card? Me: Nah, just here for the cake. Karen will understand. CW: His name is Joe.
@ArfMeasures: [Restaurant] ME: *says entire order in French to impress my date* CHINESE WAITER: what