@quikkim: If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could.
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@TheToddWilliams: TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going "Band? We thought you said ban" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?
@E_Ville13: Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape.
@Angrytrashman: I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around.
@daemonic3: INTERVIEWER: Do you have any hidden talents? ME: I taught myself how to play piano INTERVIEWER: By ear? ME: No, just with my hands