@quikkim: If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could.
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@Yankeegiant72: I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.
@_sinistroll: ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?
@lilgapeach30: Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages.