@quikkim: If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could.
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@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
@Sickayduh: [hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*
@duplicitron: If you smoke while you're pregnant your baby comes out wearing a t-shirt and jeans looking cool as hell.
@cambuslad: You totally had me at "I want you" and I was so excited, I completely missed the " To leave me alone" part....Sorry my bad.