@WheelTod: If I was on death row I'd request my own heart as my last meal. But they wouldn't be able to extract it til they killed me: Catch 22. I walk
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@jwoodham: We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask "am I sexuaaaal?" and don't get a "yeeeeeeah!" in response, you need a new crew.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right
@garbagecoven: i couldn't remember the word "counting" so i told my friend to "do the number alphabet."
@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you