@cluedont: If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house.
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@trevso_electric: Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won't understand how many calories are in it.
@Carmel_Coleman: You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works.
@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician