@kristikat7: If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...
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@lecalabara: I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
@KateWhineHall: Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone. Scans first item. Register: ... "Please wait for assistance."
@horsedetective: Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples.