@wolfpupy: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank
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@InternetHippo: If a cop is arresting you, just play the national anthem, he’ll be forced to stand still for the whole thing while you get away
@realHamOnWry: Mom: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Me: Of course...we have free healthcare. #Canada150th
@mortimermaiden: *breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird.